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Life's a tad fucked up; that's why I read Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.

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emilyann94 :
Tell me a Mathew joke please!?

Why did the car cross the road?

So he could catch the bus!

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My brother has the best painting face. Ever.

My brother has the best painting face. Ever.

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Why I love the English education system:

Tomorrow my school is having an alternative curriculum day, (basically it’s a weekly event where we learn ‘life skills’ but we really just sit around slagging people off all day) we’ll be learning about HIV and why we shouldn’t have oral sex, which will then be followed by yoga for the rest of the day.

Genius.